Trees
written by Tiffany May Harrsch

For warnings, spoilers, ratings, and other information, see Pt 0.

"You have got to be kidding me!"

Laughter

"Well, this is different."

"Teal’c, have you seen anything like this, before?"

"I have not, O’Neill."

"It’s not that funny, Carter."

"Yes it is, sir."

"I wonder how they did that?"

"Did? You think someone did that? On purpose?"

"Well, everything else is the way the way it should be."

"So this is what? A joke?"

"Why would damaging trees be humorous?"

"I don’t think they’re damaged, Teal’c. Just.. changed. Nobody at home is going to believe this."

"I’ve got my camera. I’m filming it."

"Still. I’ve got to get samples."

"Oh, great. Captain, I don’t think the world is ready for desiegner trees."

"Why not? I’d bet they’d sell well."

"Hm, Hm."

"’Course, we’d have to think of a name for them, sir."

"I don’t know. I suppose ever-greens would be a misnomer..."

"We could call them ever-pinks."

"Or cotton-candy pine."

"I know, bubblegum spruce!"

"Oh, for crying out loud!"

© 1999 The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa’uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.

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